I told a lady, Patti, that works at my favorite grocery store: “I’m just giving my kale a bath” haha Patti just looked on lovingly. “Dont look! come on be a lady, geesh!” I cover my baby kale with my hands) give him some privacy lady!” “haha” Patti laughed again, and I knew it was genuine. I come back after throwing out some stems and she really cracks me up! “never leave kale unattended in the bath” I love my life! I love being a healthy vegan! Praise the Lord!